another night at sue ellen's...
2003-01-16 ~ 4:09 a.m.

...i got phone messages and guestbook loving...

*doing the dance* (nekkid, of course)

well...tonight was yet another in a long string of "nights at sue ellen's"...

tonight this is what i saw...

a running commentary if you will. (that is your cue to run)

we ate at "the pea"...josh noticed my haircut. he rocks.

we went to sue's...we played pool and drank. we played more pool and drank some more. we listened to the band and had drinks..

cmrade almost gets in to her first bar fight...meanwhile i am motioning for some "chaplain intervention"...which arrived and swept away comrade. it was good. and my defensive move at the end of the night...that was the stuff dreams are made of. you only wish i moved like that for you. wait...that sounds dirty. and i certainly was not the one all snuggled up with the chaplain. she wasn't climing over a table to lay on me. these are all good things. these pure things make me smile like the angel i am. (why yes, that is a lightning rod i am holding)

and then the band played the song about the nickels falling...and our mouse left and we were sad. but then they put on 80's music and suddenly...

the atmosphere changed...

i saw a hot sexy bartender/singer chick imitate michael jackson...wearing a blue hat and a latex glove...

to further abuse the latex...there was the blowing it up...the filling it with water...the milking the fingers like a cow...the "let's see if we can get all the water in to one finger!"...the stretching and the swinging...

and finally...the stretched taut fingertip hitting the pen of one hb/sc and popping.

i saw a napkin fight resulting in shots and two girls getting sprayed down by above mentioned bartender...

then it was raining napkins...

we saw 'sweet melissa' try to pay 8-ball to kiss her...(we saw this many times actually) we saw her do a cherry exchange with hb/sc...

we argued over when regan was shot...

wine was poured on the floor...dirty comments were made all around...

meanwhile, i am sitting in the corner innocently with my notebook - taking notes and singing "hungry like the wolf"...

....oh yeah....

coat girl's friend...wiped her hands dry on my pants in the bathroom...eh, why not...everyone else does.

that strikes me as oddly amusing.

i aso managed to use both 'usurped' and 'gregarious' in sentences multiple times tonight...that is also rather amusing to me.

i am hungry...

what are your thoughts on global warming?

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