awake at 9 am??
2002-11-08 ~ 8:52 a.m.

not quite nine...awake...

what the fuck?

ahhh yes, now i recall...

i woke up in a coughing fit that ended about as well as the red koolaid coughing fit of thirteen.

so now i am chugging cough syrup from the bottle and ju7st hanging out...

not in the mood to trade my jockey's for clothes...

not in the mood to do a damn thing i need to...

let's start this motherfucking party already!

"shotgun fire...ain't nobody home...

i got two dimes in the telephone, no it's not easy tonight..."

i don't want to clean or run errands...

i need an assistant.

in other news...would you like to attend a slumber party? if you are a straight female, your chances of appreciation are infinitely multiplied...as it is a gathering of lesbians around a poor cute straight man. ladies? just email me... i will give you directions...

in other news, i am tired of being sick. i want to be all better, right now!

i am going to take advantage of being awake at unreasonable hours of the day and get something i done...i swear it. i just don't know what yet.

ewww....shane is telling me about putine and boy sex....ewwwwwww

"gay canadian" = oxymoron

trust me...we so looked for the "gay night life"...hell, we couldn't even find any gay day life.

shane is making a "timmy's run"...from memphis. shane is a rockstar...

i am still wondering why i am awake...

i am going to do something i thing....like clean....or go back to bed....

whichever i come to first i imagine.

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