wait...i am pure and innocent
2002-12-08 ~ 12:54 p.m.

well...so last night i decided to go and have dinner...cause i am supposed to eat and all...

and dinner was nice, and i appreciate it. thank you.

and so...my phone fucking rang at 10 am...and it was my mother.

and i love my mother, but damn...it is 10 in the morning.

and i am fucking tired...

but apparently, if the army is coming to get you it is good to be wearing underwear...that's funny, if only to me.

and that is prettty much my one little memory.

well, except for the strip club...

and the girl sliding down the pole head first, backwards holding on with her thighs...

damn skippy we tipped that! i have no idea why everyone in the fucking club wasn't standing there...

and the voided trip to the bathroom... with damn pole girl showing the way to the ladies room and then coming in and staying a while...

(yeah, i thought i would just sit here and rest after my journey)

and the lap dance, which was a first...(i have to call terri!)

and the number is safe and sound on the table here...it was not lost on the floor under a table there...

we can all sleep easy with that bit of knowledge...

and i am sitting here, tired as fuck...

knowing that i have to move all kinds of shit in to some tight places to make room for little karla...

i am way overwhelmed...

i am also fairly tore up, having had a bit too much of the crown and not enough of the coke...

but it doesn't get much better than boxers and baggy jeans and sports bras and bandanas...

and this is why i am a lesbian.

rather, why i am 74% gay...

and i need food in a bad way...and i am out of smokes...

*stretching*

time to run an errand or five i suppose...

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