cartoons are crunchy
2003-05-28 ~ 6:04 p.m.

hahaha...well, i asked for it true enough.

you throw yourself at the mercy of fate and it whips you around and tangles you up in its belly and is halfway through digestion when it regurgitates you back out in to the real world...

oddly disguised as something not quite human anymore.

that was a rather dramatic way to say...they cut my phone off. and if you want to hear about my pathetic self trying to get it turned back on without having a bank account or access to any of my money...nevermind, you don't.

i got it turned back on...for now.

so...what else do you have you big meany bastard?

keep it coming. watch me duck and roll and pull some matrix shit on your ass.

i know my joysticks.

come on already. i am sick of waiting in cursed anticipation of what you have up your invisible sleeve.

and in the distance...there is an instrumental of "winds of change" playing in some elevator where you are standing right now...wondering what the hell you will have for dinner.

don't forget to eat your fucking veggietales. cartoons are crunchy.

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