comrade's birthday
2002-12-19 ~ 4:04 a.m.

well, well, well...

*breaking out in to drunken sloppy rounds of singing*

~happyyyyy birthdayyyyy to youuuuuuu!!~

cheers to my comrade...

raise your glasses...

and from shots came more shots and this was good. and so we brought forth cake and it too was good.

and if you make a crack about my hand in that picture...then picture that hand closing around your throat...

ah, yes...err, no...

mmmmmmm, so the cake was deemed good. and there were more shots and then...

well then, ladies and gentlemen...

something happened...something strange and miraculous...

and i recorded it all for posterity...well, not really posterity so much as a damn good laugh...

what happened? ohh...right, i get distracted so easily...

ladies and gentlemen...

prepare yourself...in the days to come, you will be bombarded with "debbie"...

in her feature 'still image' collection...

"debbie does sue's"

debbie and her tale will be readily available to all who request it...

well, it is actually going to be on my web site...but that requires being able to hold my head up long enough to code up a page and edit and crop the images...

why carla? why did you do this to 'debbie'? you posed and flashed and kept going...

yes, yes i did.

you see....comrade said i could take no more pictures of her....and so my alternative was "debbie".....

she is a hooters bobble-head doll...who pretty much took sue ellen's out in one fell swoop....

'debbie' has been places familiar and many a place that is foreign this evening....

and the birthday was a good one for my comrade i hope.

i have 187 pictures....starting with the sky....because the sky was incredible this evening....and finishing up with this.....

she sure doesn't get much sheet after all the hard work she did...

(and i have pictures of her brushing her teeth and sitting with the aspirin as well...)

oh for fuck's sake...

i am good at some things...like the small details...

i am actually going to be genuinely hung over i fear....

i might start coding up the page already....after all, "debbie" sure put it all out there for us to enjoy...

have a great motherfucking night...

and remember, we are all winners...

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